By placing him ahead of that spotlight hog Mickey Mouse, we’re giving Donald Duck the kind of respect he’s always longed for. From the beginning, Mickey’s been The Man at Disney: he’s more outgoing, friendlier, cuter and cuddlier. And while Mickey’s got that adorably squeaky voice, you can barely understand a word that comes out of poor Donald’s beak, especially when he loses his cool with nephews Huey, Dewey and Louie. But here’s the thing: Donald’s so much damn funnier than Mickey. It’s not even close. Sure, Mickey’s gotten a few laughs from us over the years, but he usually needs help, whether it’s Pluto or a baby seal or a certain disrespected duck providing it. Donald, on the other hand, can carry the show all by himself. As for that notorious disposition, hey, we like to see people (or talking animals) lose their tempers on TV. Makes us feel better about our own shortcomings. Perhaps it’s led to a career playing second fiddle to an egomaniacal rodent, but don’t feel too sorry for Donald: Daisy Duck is one fine piece of tail. Much better than that phony Minnie Mouse. ~JC